MF Gallery in NYC invited me (earlier in the year) to participate in their upcoming I NEED YOUR SKULL skull-themed group show. I’ve been kicking around the idea of doing an interpretation of  Baron Samedi / The Shadow Man for a while, so this seemed like a good time. The image above is the result.

As it turns out, though, Shadow Man wasn’t skull-centric enough for I NEED YOUR SKULL. However, it’s zombie enough for the next show they’re doing ZOMBIES ATTACK BROOKLYN, so look for it there!

ZOMBIES ATTACK BROOKLYN opens June 26, 2010 at the MF Gallery. Visit them online for details about the show and the gallery location at http://www.mfgallery.net.

1. Not everybody uses Facebook in the same way or for the same reasons that you do. You don’t have to understand why I don’t want to join that thing you want me to join – just accept that I don’t and that I probably have my reasons.

2. Not everybody feels strongly about the things you feel strongly about. That’s not a failing on somebody else’s part – that’s life. On Facebook, take “no” for an answer.

3. You sent me an invitation to something and I didn’t do what you wanted me to do? That’s because I CHOSE NOT TO. It is NOT because I missed the invitation, hit the wrong button, didn’t understand what you were asking or other flaw or mistake on my part. Sending another invitation translates to “Please remove me from your Friends List, since I’m obviously not going to take the hint.”

4. Saying “No” to your requests does not make me a bad person. It just means I’m not your dancing monkey. See above.

5. If you really feel that strongly about something, CALL ME. If you don’t have my phone number or don’t know me that well, you probably shouldn’t be hassling me in the first place.

6. Applications on Facebook that serve no actual purpose (pokes, gifts, virtual farms, virtual crime syndicates) are, in the scheme of things, colossal wastes of time, and when you inflict these things on other people, you are wasting their time as well. If you wouldn’t do it on a phone call, don’t do it on Facebook:

“Hey, Bob! I bought you a drink!”
“Thanks, Fred, but where are you?”
“I’m at home. It’s not a real drink, it’s a pretend drink!”
“…what?”
“I’m pretending I bought you a drink! It’s not real. Now pretend to buy me one!”
“Fred, I gotta walk the dog.”
“But Bob! What about this great non-existent drink I pretended to buy for you?”
*click*

7. Bored? OH MY GOD NOBODY CARES. The only thing more boring than actually being bored is reading that somebody else is bored. Go take out the trash.

8. Be honest: How many people do you *really* believe are interested in your video game “achievements”? Yeah? WRONG. The answer is “not a single person“.

9. You’re a big fan of hippopotamuses that tango? Awesome. Dancing hippopotamuses have a Fan Page? Great! But you DO NOT NEED to send an invitation to everybody on your Friends List to Become a Fan. We fans of tangoing hippopotamuses will find that Fan Page on our own, don’t you worry.

10. Take a critical look at your status updates on the whole once in a while. If all they consist of is bitching about your life, TAKE THE HINT YOU’RE GIVING YOURSELF and do something about your life, or at least stop bitching about it so much. Whining about something on Facebook doesn’t change anything – CHANGING THINGS changes things.

Had a great family day that included seeing Clash of the Titans with the girls. Memorable moments from the Peanut Gallery (us):

• The only thing better than the battle with the giant scorpions was hearing Ripley giggle through the whole thing. When I asked her why she was laughing: “Because it’s so awesome!”
• HADES: “You know nothing of beauty. What could be more beautiful than death?” RIPLEY: “Uh, life?!”
• IO to PERSEUS: “You’re more than just part man and part god…” ME: “You’re also PART MACHINE!”
• ME: “What do you suppose Charon does with all those coins?” ALEX: “Hookers.”
• ALEX: “What was your favorite part?” RIPLEY, flailing her arms: “When Medusa was all, like, “AAAH! WHERE’S MY HEAD? WHERE’S MY HEAD??”

Sinister Visions will have a booth at HAuNTcon in Orlando at the end of April (for those that have been asking). Chad Savage will be there.

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