Seriously weird, wild & woolly dreams. I very rarely remember my dreams, but I clearly remember that last night I was living in a house by a lake with a local legend about a monster in it. Went out one night and there it was, big as life (and a house) – a hideous hybrid of caterpillar, lobster and squid. I was very excited – I mean, hey, look! There it is! It’s real! Went running back to the house to call somebody only to realize that IT had seen ME. Was about to run up the stairs to the house and spotted a stealthy, probing tentacle sneaking up between the steps. It was waiting for me… then I woke up.

Like I said. Weird.